Doing a jaison

Raising your virtual hand in a remote meeting and keeping your icon up long after you have asked your question which confuses the meeting host and causes everyone to anticipate your valuable comment when all you say is ‘sorry, i forgot to put my hand down’

My coworker kept doing a jaison in today’s meeting, he kept forgetting to lower his virtual hand so the hand icon was always flashing on my screen.

Doing a Leyonhjelm

Someone arrogantly and pigheaedly believes they know what is best, declaring victory early and failing like a poorly lined incontinence pad.

Why did David say he knew where he was going given he's led us directly into a dead end?

He is doing a Leyonhjelm

What is does do

You use it when you want

Cool cool, what is does do?

What is does do

You use it when you want to

Cool cool, what is does do?

Doing A Nathaniel

When you steal your Gran's glass eye and put it up your ass for an entire week

I almost finished Doing A Nathaniel, but my grandma smelt her glass eye all the way from iceland.

Do Dicks

Kayle, Kelsey, Lina, Tori

Bitch you do dicks

Do not pick on women

Says the guy who works for a company that picks on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez CONSTANTLY! Laughs at crying trans women. Mocks feminists daily.

Daily Wire Guy "WE WERE GOING TO GIVE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO A GUY THE PSYCHOLOGY ABUSES HIS WIFE! WE PICK ON WOMEN ALL THE TIME! BUT DO NOT PICK ON WOMEN.... Because then you're not a GOOD MAN LIKE I AM!"