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When someone clogs a toilet and instead of plunging it like a civilized human being proceeds to keep shitting in the clogged toilet for nearly a week. He then has to resort to hiring a Mexican to scoop the week old shit out with his bare hands for $20.
Can I use your bathroom? No sorry,
there's a Doo Doo Brown in progress
When someone clogs a toilet and instead of plunging it like a civilized human being proceeds to keep shirting in the clogged toilet for nearly a week. He then has to resort to hiring a Mexican to scoop the week old shit out with his hands for $20.
Can I use your bathroom? No sorry, there's a Doo Doo Brown in progress.
When someone clogs a toilet and instead of plunging it like a civilized human being proceeds to keep shirting in the clogged toilet for nearly a week He then has to resort to hiring a Mexican to scoop the week old shit out with his bare hands for $20.
Can I use your bathroom? No sorry,
there's a Doo Doo Brown in progress
Jakob Brown is a very loving guy. He is very shy but when you get to know him he is very funny and you will adore him. He is very hot and attractive any girl would want him. He is sporty and he love fishing and motorbike riding. If he is your boyfriend he will be there for you no matter what. If you meet a Jakob brown get him before any other girl does.
Girl 1:see that guy over there.. He is very hot.
Girl2: yeah I know his name is Jakob Brown
1987; year of the hash brown sandwich and the 3-5
Would love to wrap my mouth around a hash brown sandwich right now!
Perfected in the North East of England in the late 1970s, the Newcastle Brown Veil is a coprophilic sex act carried out by the receiver of anal sex.
Following a successful deployment of ejaculate, a paste is naturally created recatally with remaining undouched shite.
After around 5-6 minutes this new paste will ooze from the recipients arse and is ready to be smeared across someone's hairline. The slow drip down the lucky Geordie lad's face starts to resemble the veil on a beautiful bride, only very, very shitty.
Whey aye man a canna believe wor lass gave us a Newcastle Brown Veil down ma heid last night. She was mortal mind and a was clamming for it.
Margaret is known for helping others when she got it, but is a Karen. When she feels like everyone owes her something she will work harder shaming people and downing them than she will to get her bag back up. Margaret’s are low key all about them at their lowest and expects others to help when not being their place to do so. They are known to let the worst people come back into their lives knowing that they are money hungry as well and will not think twice about taking something from someone. They will claim to love their children/ family but not believe that what they say will ever hurt them. She will call the ones that she is around, selfish, assholes, pieces of shit, lazy, dick heads etc. Margaret’s will never be satisfied with what is given unless it’s money or people working for them all day. Margaret’s believe that they are always right when everyone has wrongs( but not Margaret’s). They will never listen or help others if they are not praised for it, thanked 24/7, or receiving someone out of it. Their grandchild will not be under their super vision, care, etc due to the lack of trust.
Margaret Elaine Brown. My way, my way or the highway...