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1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.
2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!
This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.
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When your woman comes over (usually drunk) and has you perform cunnilingus during that time of the month, usually in conjunction with some other malady of the female genital region. From Canadian slang, referring to drive by teen-age pranksters throwing plastic bags of cow entrails at pedestrians.
"Dude, Wendy totally tripe bagged me last night. Aunt flo was over, AND her cranberry juice intake was high to treat her raging UTI. It sucked, but I love her."
"Dude, that's gross, you are so whipped."
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A drawstring bag that hold a bunch of magical wonders.
Hulloh, Nicole do you have a jew inside your ghetto-bag?
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A large canvas sack, covered in blue LEDs, in which is a leaest 1.2 Terabytes of RAM, preferably DDR. To compound uselessness of RAM, it's best to lightly cover the RAM in shit...
"Me da cudn't by fuud cos he spent all his coffers on a BAG OF RAM, den shat on it."
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Any idiot who chooses to hide behind someone else's name while expressing a personal opinion of which that same idiot is too cowardly to take ownership...
someone who is making scurrilous remarks and ascribing them to ME.
See douche bag variants...
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Someone who think they own the universe just because they don't know what the real world looks like through a medium other than the computer monitor.
That Mike is such a douche bag, he hasn't gotten off his computer in 3 months.
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The act of playing the drum solo from In the Air Tonight on a pair of large breasts.
Hey Joe go bean bag Dolly Parton
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