a bitch who likes to insult people because she's a no-lifer fat ass
Just as Dorothy has her friends, Bertram has his.
To those who know who and what Bertram is, just know, we are all Friends of Bertram.
a significant other who requires non-binary gendered description
Look over there, it's Taylor and her it-friend.
Friend of Ron - code word for identifying a fellow conservative in a liberal setting. References adherence to the values of Ronald Reagan.
I'm pretty sure Ric is a friend of Ron.
Really? I imagine that's tough for him in New York.
A blah friend is a friend that gets annoying very fast but you keep them around simply because you’re bored. A blah friend usually talks about their life when no one asked. If you’re a blah friend, stop.
Friend: bro idk Vanessa has been acting like such a blah friend lately
Friend 2: so why are you still friends with her?
Friend: because she’s the only person to talk to when I’m bored.
When you become really good friends with someone (really quick) but then you change your mind and never hang out with them
-Do you hang out with "so-so" ?
-No I dont hang out with that chick anymore
-you guys seemed so close
-hell naw, she was annoying
- you're such a friend slut
Tanner made this up, but it’s definitely a real thing
John: Are you guys dating?
Greg: No we were just cuddling as friends