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Waiter: How's the soup?
Customer: Someone farted in that!
Waiter: Huh???
Customer: Merp
A GAS THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR HEAD ALSO UR UGLY
*FARTS* PERSON: MMMMH ME: WHAT THE HELL
What adults (usually book authors and producers for kids shows) think is funny to us. Guys farts aren't funny, in some cases they can be but not in tv shows or books for kids. Can you guys just stop it with the farts in kids shows, I can only name 2 that don't really do that, jeez.
Person 1: hey did you fart?
Person 2: no why?
Person 1: oh, I thought you did, sorry I was just trying to make a filler conversation because the author of this definition can't think of anything
Person 1:what?
Person 2:what?
A nasty thing people do after they eat food or happens when you are taking a massive dump
I farted so much because I ate so many beans, you know what they say; "beans are the fruit that makes you toot!"
A hazardous gas that comes out of your butt hole. It’s smells Terribly bad!
Girl 1: I farted
Girl 2: *drops dead on the ground and dies*
the thing when the butt gas go brr
"did u legit shit ur pants"
"no i fart"
"oh thats the thing when the butt gas go brr"