When I make it big I will get rid of all my chicken friends.
Making out with the risk of getting caught; ever so carefully listening for even the slightest sound that may be another person that may walk in on the action, in order to keep make out sessions secret.
Guy1: Dude, i heard you went over to that really hot chick from chemistry class' house last night to watch a movie, how did it go?
Guy2: Yea we were lying next to each-other on the couch and she was looking foiiiine!, then one thing led to another and we had a full fledged make-out sesh, I didn;t get the full enjoyment I wanted from it though because her parents were coming home soon after we started so i had to keep Watching the Chicken Run
if you were called the smallest chicken, you have a small cock. chicken usually stands for cock in slang so you either have a small dick or just that small dick energy.
damn I can tell your the smallest chicken in the coop bro.
A beautiful peacock that will ultimately distract you from whatever it is you had planned.
Robert " hey, where did Anatoli & Lisa go? It's lunchtime and the food is hot n ready!"
Angela " I think they are the petting zoo getting distracted by the ๐ chicken!"
Person 1: why did the chicken plan to go to the strip club?
Person 2: why?
Person 1: to get some chicken snatch
Does he have his chicken chopped?
Some religions dont chop the chicken.