WHAT THE FOAM

INSTEAD OF SAYING THE F WORD U SAY WHAT THE FOAM AND IT SOUNDS COOL AND FUNNY TOO

U TRY TO MAKE A SHOT IN BASKETBALL BUT U MISS WHAT THE FOAMMMMMM

scoopin' what you're poopin'

Picking up what someone is putting down.

-"You get what I'm saying?"

-"I'm scoopin' what you're poopin'."

wait what!!!!!

why are bitches fancy they think that they are but they ain't its love that fucking counts out here bitches

wait what!!!!! why are people so fancy

Wait what

A timeless phrase that is spoken or written whenever you suddenly realize what the person is actually saying, which often results in confusion or bewilderment. Honestly kinda comical in a way, as it's usually when the person says something unusual or unexpected that gets your full attention.

Doctor: Hey it's time for your monthly check up.
Timothy: Awesome.
Doctor: Did you take any pain relievers this past month?
Timothy: Nope.
Doctor: Did you experience any sort of sudden fatigue in your muscles, joints, or forehead this past month?
Timothy: Nope.

Doctor: Did you forget to take out the trash again?
Timothy: Nope, uh- wait what?

Wait what

A “wait what” is a really annoying female who never knows what you’re talking about and half way through the conversation says “wait what”.

please don’t invite that “wait what” over.

Wait...what?

That thing when you're not sure if you're right or wrong, but you know you're definitely confused

Joshua: So, did you have a good night with me, m'lady, *props himself up with one arm*
Sarah: I'm actually a man, *Rips of fake boobs to reveal muscles*
Joshua: That's even better
Sarah: wait...what?

what are frogs

to this day, mulder still doesn't know what they are

"what are frogs, mulder?"