Inserting a funnel into the anus or vagina and ejaculating inside
Cum Coning - Similar to cum funneling but non orally
The (usually) guy who cleans up cum from a variety for professional atmospheres.
EXAMPLE: Out of a gym shower, or the bed/couch/floor/etc of a porn set.
Damn Randy is one hell of a cum jobber.
Someone who doesn't give a s*it about woman even though they love penthouse magazine's and watch horror movies and say corny racist jokes and say homophobic slurs all day long
James the simp: damn that dude is homophobic!!
Caleb the pimp: yeah he's totally a Cum-bastard
An action in which one will climax into a "modder" in the popular game GTA V Online
1). I want to cum in the modder.
2). You are very gay you know that.
1). Shut the fuck up I'll cum in you.
A condom, croched or nitted out of yarn.
"I was doing this girl Jenny, and we couldn't find protection, so I made granny make some for me, granny's cum catcher"