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penis fart

A gust of wind after cuming

i just had a penis fart

by 69reversemaster October 31, 2021


penis gang

gang gang gang whole lotta gang shit flu flammin shi u feel me ebk shi u feel me u know what im sayin mf penis gang on top mf

person 1: "yo u know what block u in?"

person 2: "nah"

person 1: "penis gang run dis block mf" *pulls out a strap* "im finna put u inna pack"

person 1: "oh shi" *starts runnin like a pussyboy*

person 2: "cmere shit ahh ngga!!" *starts emptying out clips on dat bih*

person 1: *dies*

person 2: "yee thas right u been served ngga" *does the race*

by verty da ruler November 18, 2023


Penis numbler

This phrase is used to describe women or men who are "bad" at giving head /sucking a man's penis . It refers to the numbly motion that the suck on it

Becky is a right penis numbler

by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 3, 2022


penis virginity

when you open the dickhole and you put roaches in it and then scream “lobotomy” on the top of your lungs

Bartholomew did you just perform and penis virginity again, i thought i told you to stop that

by honeycombpussy12 November 25, 2022


Penis

I lick them

I stick my penis is a blender

by Penislickynickie March 10, 2022


Penis

What I put in your mom last night .

YOUR mom : Whatcha got under those pants of yours ;)
Me(your new step dad that still don't love you) : the cause of your STDs ;)
*proceeds to play sword fighting with YOUR mom after we both take out our giant PENISES and starts dancing.

You(my step son that I DON'T love) : HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO MY MOM
Me(10,11 buff cat with whiskers made from your mom's special nose hair) : Hey my step son that I DON'T love, I just gave YOUR mom what she wants ;)
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : How could you guys do it without me?!!
*Everyone proceeds to unscrew their penises and throw them into KSI's mouth
YOUR mom : Y'know what, we shouldn't let these giant hot stuff break our family apart
*Then we lived happily ever after with YOUR mom and my step son that I DON'T love and going to space to impreg every planet that ever existed.

by 10,11 buff cat June 7, 2022


PENIS

THE SKIN ON YOURE KNEE CAPS

DAMN MY PENIS HURT

by BAPELORDGOAT222222222222222222 June 22, 2022