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The Blind Monkey

if yo momma ask you “hand me that remote right there” & you mumble “you better ask the blind monkey” that “ask the blind monkey” shit replaces the look you give her when she saying bullshit before she pop yo ass

“you’re late to class again, i’ll be making a phone call to your mother asking why you’re always late” okay bitch you better ask the blind monkey

by swagmastermf November 23, 2021


Skunk Monkey

A smelly annoying asshole. Who sells drugs. Holds his illegal gun, he knows nothing about and is ready to jam, sideways because he's retarded. He wises he was cool, but is a Fuck Boy.

A Gangsta Rapper.

Also known as the American Ape, Porch Monkey, Apple Tree Ornament, Brillo Pad, or Nigger.

That fucking Skunk Monkey tried to sell me crack again

by RobertELeethe2nd December 13, 2024


Runt Monkey

A game where you have to hide and use stealth to catch another person without them seeing you. Once the person has been touched they are out.

Lets play runt monkey
Runt monkey is awesome
Runt monkey is way better than stealth ninja spelling

by pkben November 16, 2008


Aids-Monkey

Extremely difficult or annoying.

Mrs Speelman's class is Aids-Monkey today!

by Logan Polcyn January 23, 2024


sorry monkey 大肚臍

A slang to say sorry in a casual way . 大肚臍 Is read as "Die Told Chi"

A : Oh you stole my chocolate right ? 😠
B : Sorry monkey 大肚臍

by Fusefuse July 18, 2017


monkey paw

The struggle of someone with small hand trying to grasp a big item

I totally had to monkey paw the big phone

by Royroy February 18, 2015


grumpy monkey

When your man wants some lovin but he didn't get you what you want

Scott tried to get some but i went all grumpy monkey on his ass

by FLwheeler January 6, 2016