lettuce in my butte

when tgere is lettice in youre butte !!! 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 (that is me when there is lettuse in muy butrt))),

letuce man: do you wnat letuce in youre bute!
me ; yes plea e
lettic man,: ok!!!!!!!
me; lo ojhyeah yeah i have lettuce in my butte now!!!!

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take it up the butt

1. To have a penis or other object inserted into your anus.

2. To die in a movie.

1. "Joe put his penis in my anus, I take it up the butt"

2. "Did you see Star Wars III, Mace Windu takes it up the butt!"

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butt skootin' boogie

When your dog's arse gets itchy, usually after it drops a load, and then it drags its arse on the ground by its front legs.

I laugh my butt off when my dog does the butt skootin' boogie.

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kabetcha butt rub

A kebetcha butt rub is when someone rubs their bare butt in your face, usually resulting in pink eye.

'Dude if you're not careful ima pull my pants down and kabetcha butt rub you'

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butt cheek baggage

When a girl is wearing short shorts and her butt is hanging out of the bottom

Look at a waitress at hotshots. She definitely had butt cheek baggage!

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Betty butt hurt

A "Betty butt hurt" refers to a person of either sex that is constantly upset over small and stupid situations, or after getting roasted in the group chat. Can also just be used by calling the person "Betty".

"Man, RJ was a real Betty butt hurt after Ash roasted him last night."

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up the butt johnson

the act in which one person inserts an object into the poop chute of another. similar to fisting. one usually screams "up the butt johnson!!!" when performing an up the butt johnson. best used when the receiver doesn't see it coming. stealth greaty enhances the experience of an up the butt johnson.

PERSON A: (while giving PERSON B an up the butt johnson) "UP THE BUTT JOHNSON!!!!!"

PERSON B: ah what the hell man! that hurts my crack!

PERSON A: lol! i just thrusted my phone in your ass!

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