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A threesome where a girls gets smacked in the face by two dudes dicks simultaneously that both have bushes
I heard Linsey had a Hawaiian Double Header last night
The act of sleeping with 2 different people in one 24 period
"I just had a double header with 2 different chicks today"
This is what happens when a man with some facial scruff lets himself go by eating too much pizza and drinking too much beer after he gets too comfortable with his pretty girlfriend. Eventually he will think he can upgrade from his current lady and leave her, or she will dump his ass and he will still be left with a double chin that even the scruff can't disguise anymore. He will be a victim of "double-chin karma."
"Damn, Evan's gotten fat since he dumped his pretty girlfriend. He took her for granted and now he's got double-chin karma coming his way."
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To re-use a condom for double use
We only had one condom, so we performed double use (ws) so we could fuck twice
when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the
double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000
last night!
when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the
double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000
last night!
Double Drenching is the process of deficating into a toilet and the urinating on it. Let the log sit, then proceed to retrieve the log, preferably by bare hand to add other bacteria to the mix. Freeze the turd until the urine has created a glossy sheen. The penis of the person in the process is then rubbed against the frozen turd like a lubricant. The tird is dropped back into the toilet and the person ejaculates into the bowl. Let the concoction linger for an additional 4 hours, and then upon freezing one last time, a "Drench Rod" is created.
"Did you hear Ron was Double Drenching? He has such a massive collection of Drench Rods!"