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THIS WORD IS NEW SAY IT LIKE THIS N OO SEE NO MORE PEANUT BRAIN
Man: BRO this NEW PS5 IS AWSOME
Other man: YEA BECAUSE ITS NEW
this is the new generation of Halloween thats spreading like wild fire across the world to keep our children safe. instead of kids going out wearing costumes. they stay at home and you leave candy in their mail box where they have a container on the other side in their home or on the porch and you don't even see the kids but we do it just because we love them and they do this for a long time anyway. kids can still go to halloween costumes parties or school parties if they wish to. we ask this be done in the day time and not at night. so they can collect it before night starts. so we ask people with jobs prepare before and do it before or after work depending on the time you work. we can make a world a better place together. we ask for the houses with kids who want candy to have their porch light on all day to know which house has kids. and please don't decide for the kids or listen to kids who don't know what candy is or only had nasty candy and not the good kind. please make sure to get good candy kids love and not just any kind. its not hard to find out and you can't try more than one at a time it will taste different when you blend different types of candy , by eating them at the same time or back to back.
New Halloween is the New Lit.
When, in the process of eating a clam chowder bread bowl, you fold the last bit of bread in half, making it look like a giant seafood taco.
Hey, that's a tasty lookin' New England taco you made there, Will.
When one tries a new weed (marijuana) batch/strain for the first few times, one is usually more inebriated than usual so you feel more wasted than usual. Folks might act more erratic or unlike themselves.
Friend 1: Hey man you b trippin everytime you come over here!
Friend 2: That's cuz I always be having new strain brain trying out some of your trees and gettin extra funkin high you observant motherfucker!
When you know it's almost the first of the month so you and your homies turn up.
Homie 1: Ay man, you gon turn up tonight brotha?
Homie 2: Shit man, you know it's New Months Eve. I'll be lit af.
historians believe the first baby to be concived out of drunken, new-years, anonymous sex and thus the term for every baby concieved in the same manner ever since.
Jim found out his new baby was a baby new-years baby when he saw that his newly born son was black...and he was not.
an old term for North America coined by Christopher Columbus
North Americans used to be called New Indians before that died out.