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"Full Time Scum" is also known as FTS for an abbreviation . This refers to a person whose sole purpose of living and outlook of life is for sexual pleasure and to increase their amount of sexual partners. Someone who is FTS bottom's line is always sex, for example, they may maintain a job, but the purpose of that money is to go towards an effort to increase their body count. Someone who is FTS does not have time for any other hobbies, if it may not result in sex
Bro JP is a full time scum, he's linked 4 girls this week and its only Thursday!
to travel through time zones. This causes you to get tired earlier or later than usual. This is also an excuse if your sports team loses.
Dan: O man i'm so tired. Its only 6 P.M.
Chris: Yeah we are getting some major time lag
a synonym for getting so drunk you'll black out.
"tonight it is chicken mask time bitches"
An Ash Tray
When you ask someone to pass the ash tray at a rather loud gathering but you say Ass-Time by mistake . As the music cuts out and everyone hears you say it.
An Ash Tray
When you ask someone to pass the ash tray at a rather loud gathering but you say Ass-Time by mistake . As the music cuts out and everyone hears you say it.
The constant suffering of missing out on events, social interaction, or not being able to be with your friends in some way because by the time you are available everyone else has already gone to bed
You always wake up too late to say good morning to anyone, its noon for them
Pacific Time Zone Syndrome is a bitch. I just got back from school and its already 8pm for him
When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.
Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"
Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.
Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.