You get really drunk, Then you smoke weed, Then you do anal intercourse, doggie style. Chances are, you will miss the target.
Last night , I fucked a chick. It was a Western Swiss Cheese.
You get really drunk, Then you smoke weed, Then you do anal intercourse, doggie style. Chances are, you will miss the target.
Last night , I fucked a chick. It was a Western Swiss Cheese.
Two Scandinavian men and a woman are having a gangbang when the woman pulls out a cheese grater and proceeds to shave the skin of their penises and cut off all their pubes. She then puts the duck skin shavings and pubes on nachos and microwaves it and forces the men to consume it.
The Scandinavian Cheese shredder I saw on TV was so well done!
Cheese that tastes like a neep( or a turnip for anyone that isn't scottish)
Hmm said John this cheese tastes like a neep
That's because it neepie cheese said barry
The mixing of swamp-ass and fromunda cheese, often caused by hot and humid weather.
The day was so hot, Timmy profuse sweating was brewing up a forty batch of creak cheese
The result of a hot day mixing anal perspiration (swamp ass) and fromunda cheese. Hi
It was so hot and humid Timmy's sweat was brewing up hellish creak cheese.
To warn someone not to make the same mistake they always gravitate towards making.
Bundaga pls dont dump the cheese in their ears at cash open