Monkey Mustard is when you fart so hard you shoot out globs of shit. Similar to shart.
Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.
ABSOLUTE BULLSHITSOMEONES LYINGGGG
"i HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!" tom says
"THATS MONKEY POO!"
When one hangs naked from a branch of a tree and does a poo. A variation of this can be two people hanging naked from a branch as well as holding hands and doing a poo. (Can also hang from something else at height eg: mast of boat)
Mate did you see Louis’ monkey poo last night, how did he even climb that high?
A fukn children's book you probably never heard of.
Y U freakin' out ppl, its just a book! "Spank the monkey lends a hand"
A well known phrase, usually exclaimed in commentary when Clydebank FC's Nicky Little scores a goal
That is absolutely SPANK THE MONKEY from Nicky Little. That is disgusting!
Another word for jerk off and wack it
Man 1: Just spank the monkey man you will fill better
Bianca: "Can I spank the monkey" *winks*
Ope: "wtf that's too much!"
Gurpreet: "But I can" *wink* *wink*
Ope: "... Come let's get a room "