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fresh-smelling-cunt-face

A form of cunt-face that is deceptive in that it hides ghastly interior behind an alluring fresh-smelling exterior. The fresh-smelling-cunt-face's motive for doing this is that the appealing smell attracts a higher number of prey than that of the generic cunt-face, thus rendering its kill-ratio much higher.

Sir David Attenborough: We now see the fresh-smelling-cunt-face in its natural environment, surrounded by pecker-crackers and weiner-bags. Disgusting! But fresh...

by pseudojimurmum November 22, 2013

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You a cunt d bag

Just say this to kids who are cunts

You a cunt d bag bitch.

by ThonkDonkSTONKS July 18, 2019

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CFPD - Cunt Face Personality Disorder

The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-III-R) for concept of the Cunt Face personality disorder (CFPD) is characterized by a pattern of excessive and inappropriate labeling of other people with personality disorders, including an excessive lack of knowledge of what they constitute, usually beginning as soon as they hear about the various disorders names.

This disorder can easily be mistaken for knowledgeability, however, a person with Cunt Face Personality Disorder does not simply grow out of this cunt faced state of being. You may perceive people with CFPD to be very intelligent, astute but shallow and with screwed up eyes like a cunt.

There goes cunt face labelling us all again. Little does he know he has CFPD - Cunt Face Personality Disorder!

by Penfold4 June 1, 2012

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camel enamel cunt fluff pie

when a camel with an enormous bush squirts in your mouth and erodes away the enamel from your teeth.

the other day, a camel gave me a camel enamel cunt fluff pie. i then had to go get the enamel on my teeth fixed.

by jdibanez02 March 28, 2007

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light up fucking sketchers cunt

shut up
just shut up

get owned
just get owned

"e"
"LIGHT UP FUCKING SKETCHERS CUNT"
*crying*

by yes mommy please May 16, 2020

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some dumb cunt next door

That old lady Next door that everyone hates.

Who was the yelling? Some dumb cunt next door.

by Not Bob The builder. May 31, 2017

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What are you some sort of cunt?

What you say to someone who doesn't like your work.

Client:"That is fucking shit!"

You:"What are you, some sort of cunt? This is SO fucking typical!"

by J April 19, 2005

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