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When a man and a woman are very in love, they make love on a public poorly plowed road way. During that act, a man removes his cock from the woman, dips it in the granular road salt, then inserts his now salty, non lubed cock into the woman's ass.
I New England Churroed My Woman On That Snow Day
In fictional television, The News is a Paraguayan English-speaking newscast broadcasted by Standard Channel, BTV and ON TV, that began in September 23, 2023 when Standard Channel launched, and it didn't became a tri-channel newscast until August 5, 2024
Since when The Kildovian Federation and Hemidaia-Kon became as friends and the shipping allegations began, The News had become a propaganda tool of the Kildovian community and bytepax, making it critical and manipulative. Nicknames for The News often include "The Lies" and "The Nonsenses"
Guy 1: Did you heard that The News criticized PortuSwissball's expose about Barara?
Guy 2: Yeah, as of now The News is bullshit and not pretty trusted
(adj) A word to describe a thing or an idea that is centered around a biased. (n) Someone who is inherently biased in certain topics or ideas.
(adj): "I was picked for jury duty, but I was removed for being Fox News."
(n): "Oh my gosh, that guy is SO Fox News."
A news show starting with the intent of relaying news about fox's, and fox related things turned very political channel for smilingly no reason. In an interview, multiple talk show hosts have said that the foxes spoke to them, and that the only politics they knew were from the mouth of the animal itself. while some viewed these as jokes, they were neither said in a joking tone, and the words themselves had no joke in it. At first It was believed that the switch was due to lack of fox related content, but the hosts deny this whole-heartily saying "it's what the foxes thought was best."
Guy 1: do you like Fox News?
Guy 2: yeah! I love it.
Guy 1: huh? I thought you were really left leaning..
Guy 2: what the fuck do foxes have to do with politics?
Guy 1: ohhh. You haven't seen the show since the switch.
Guy 2: what the fuck are you talking about?
what the lips from the dairy queen commercial said before eating the waffle bowl.
lips: the new- *eats waffle bowl*
director: CUT!
When you urinate into a girls cupped hands and she then throws said urine into your face.
I tried to give her a New Mexico monsoon, but I was bladder shy.
A gang bang consisting of 1 white girl and a gaggle of mexicans
"Did you hear kelly had a threesome?"
"Threesome? Nah man..it was a new mexico monsoon"