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a bad politician,
omg, Ted Cruz is such a cum racist
You and your homies get glasses of milk and one glass of cum. Spin the table around and mix the cups around. Who ever gets cummed looses
Me and the homies just played cum roulette
When you’re getting down and dirty with your lover and right before you achieve sweet release you nut in a straw and let the do good drip onto your significant other/lover
JIMBO- “Yo homeboy last night was wild, I was stuffing Cindy lous Turkey last night if ya know what I mean and at the last minute I pulled the California cum shot and she loved it”
BILLY BOOB- “yo really what a coincidence I was getting rodded from behind and taqueese did the same exact thing”
JIMBO- “hol up”
also spelt as cumovere
Come over here
Cum over there
Cum over here
no no no NO! not on the carpet. Turn around and cumovere instead baby.
why are you there all by yourself mate. Cum-ov-ere
My tits.. cumovere on my tits hun
Being mindful of where/when you ejaculate as not to inconvenience others.
She wanted me to cum on her face and in her hair, but I knew she wouldn't be able to clean herself off before the funeral started, so i decided to be cumsiderate of others.
Cum-siderate.
Being mindful of where/when you ejaculate as not to inconvenience others.
She wanted me to cum on her face and in her hair, but I knew she wouldn't be able to clean herself off before the funeral started, so i decided to be cumsiderate of others.
Cum-siderate.
when someone you are sexually attracted to makes you cum but you also find yourself pickle
"bro you make me cum pickle" "bro omg thats so hot: