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time-spiral

A phenomenon in which a time traveler unintentionally or intentionally influences a timeline in a loop-like fashion that causes ever increasing differences with each loop around.

Often referred to as a time-loop (inaccurately).

Terminator is a series involving an ever advancing time-spiral.

by bokonon82 January 5, 2019


Time Drunk

That feeling you get when you're not quite awake and you're not quite tired, the moment you've been up early and don't go to bed until late, around 1am.

I wrote this when I was time drunk so I apologize for any mistakes

by MelodyMidnight July 19, 2019


Sisyphus' Time Machine

The act of going back in time to change an event but failing to change anything, so you go back in time again to try to change the event but fail again, causing you to go back in time again to try again, looping indefinitely.

Person 1: If you could go back in time to when you were five with all your current knowledge would you?
Person 2: Yeah, I could invest in Bitcoin early! I wouldn't have to work a day in my life!
Person 1: What if your parents didn't believe you? Then you would have to go back in time again.
Person 2: Ohh, you're right. Even if I did go back in time it wouldn't change what happens.
Person 1: It's Sisyphus' Time Machine.

by Rimzi May 28, 2024


A negative times a negative is a positive

1) When two negative number multiply, a positive number is the outcome.

2)Poor behavior punished leading to a positive outcome

-2 x -2 = 4
y = (-x)(-x)

After talking nonstop shit (negative) Jayjay got his teeth knocked from his mouth (negative) now he knows when to shut the fuck up and keep his damn mouth closed (positive). Looks like a negative times a negative is a positive.

by Grimgold April 21, 2019


Time Kinematics Theory

A theory that considers time as a non energy based force that travels fifth dimentionally in a forward chronological manner, and previous and future events may be pin pointed using an algorithmic sequece which coorelates to the speed of the time flow.

before we work on getting a time machine built, we must consider Time Kinematics Theory.

by jeditimelord May 1, 2020


Teddy time

When you tell your mum your taking the dog out for a walk but you just shag it instead.

Mum I’m taking the dog for a bit of teddy time.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019


Bad Time Charlie

The friend who doesn’t want to hang out, but only seems to be around for the most difficult life experiences/emergencies.

I can’t seem to have a normal, fun date with him. The sky always has to be falling for us to meet up, he’s some sort of a Bad Time Charlie!

by Hedon October 30, 2023