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It is big.
"My penis,"
"Who the fuck starts a conversation like that you weird ass piece of sh-"
The smallest thing on the fucking earth
I have a micro penis. My penis is the size of a ant
When your big stomach covers your penis like a porch
Dang bro, you’ve gotten fat. Can you even see your dick under penis porch?
The only penis smaller than a baby penis
Oh it wasn’t a baby dick Rebecca…it was a fetus penis
Also known as your mum… likes to hold a lot of willy.
“Alex’s mum is such a penis holder mate.”