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December 9th is when you get to run red lights all day and when you get pulled over just tell them it’s December 9th.
Guy: Why have you pulled me over officer
Officer: you just ran 69 red lights
Guy: It’s December 9th national run a red light day
*guy speeds off*
When you are engaging in sexual intercourse and your partner is hitting it from behind, your asshole prolapses while your partner slaps your ass aggressively so your ass looks like a baboon’s ass.
If you want to spice it up beat the flaccid penis until it is red and stiff.
A Red Monkey is my favorite way to pass time but my partner tried to spice it up and now my dick hurts
Eating out a girls ass while she’s on her period.
Did you see Karl? Dude looked like a vampire. Must have given that girl a red caboose.
flmaingo referenc?!??!?!?!?
also used in roleplays
person1: EYES TURN RED 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
person2: NO PLEAS DONT KIL MI
The Red Fountain School for Specialists (Red Fountain School for Magicians in Season 1) is one of the three main schools of Magix, along with Alfea and Cloud Tower, and is where Specialists are trained.
The Red Fountain School for Specialists (Red Fountain School for Magicians in Season 1) is one of the three main schools of Magix, along with Alfea and Cloud Tower, and is where Specialists are trained.
Ivory that has been poached or trafficked though illegal or immoral methods. The implication is that the product has been figuratively stained with the blood of protected animals or law enforcement officials who have been the victims of smugglers. “Blood diamonds” is a comparable term.
Portuguese customs officials seized 2 kilos of red ivory shipped from North Africa.
The greatest footballer currently playing the game: Justin Leppitsch of the brisbane lions- incidently, the greatest team of all time. The red terror is Domination personified.
That's another touch for the Red Terror!!