The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.
Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.
That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
When you look at your girlfriend Whilst fucking her nan
Yeah man I totally had a soggy Time Machine last night
The single T in T time means toxic that mean the person callin u that Is sayin ur toxic but the still care for u
Your on T time
When a movie is so bad you can't even bear a one time watch.
"OR"
When you leave mid-movie/interval.
"Bro,you went to watch the latest tw***ght flick right? How was it?"
"Hey! Hey! Not so loud Brah! -_- And It wasn't even a half time watch"
Story Time = the story or the context of a certain video, when u see a video and you don't understand what's going on, you ask for the story or context.
Currently being used to spam video comments on tiktok.
Can we get a story time on how your parents got divorced
Unlike the plethora of "dumb tiktok thing" definitions, I think this word actually has a stable meaning. (Perhaps this is my misguided understanding of the term.)
1. Story time is used, mostly in ball/drag spaces, at a point when someone is "being read" or a queen is performing at a level which other queens cannot reach or aspire to. It's a form of shade. It's telling the other person, "sit down, child, because you are about to be educated on something you're clearly ignorant towards."
2. This can also be used for dramatic flair when, shockingly, telling a story.
1. "Story time, get on the rug."
2. "Story time, my emotion non-clickbait journey. Super emotional."