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This is a term given to people who are often abnormally tall and will, without question, eat anything. This can be anything from leftovers to jars of brine.
They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.
The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
"Look at that Big Fat Wanker Dyke eating everyone's leftovers and drinking that brine from the finished olive jar, what a total bellend."
"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
Fat Daddy Dump or FDD, is a person who will eat anything and everything. Usually the person who scarfs down other people's leftovers when they're not looking.
Originally seen on S2E8 of the youtube show 2Gingers, where Brian destroyed 50 McNuggets.
Look at that Fat Daddy Dump over there stealing fries from those children, dipping them in their chocolate milk, and eating them in front of their faces. Dude's got problems.
The act of folding your dick in half and securing with a rubber band and inserting into vagina or anus
She loose like wizard sleeves, I had too put it in the fat way
A phrase used by your employee when you bring up wanting to "move to another job". The employer knows the employee is severely underpaid relative to his or her responsibilities but is too disconnected to realize the reality of the situation. So, the employer uses some arbitrary phrase, that doesn't have to do with getting underpaid, in a last-ditch attempt/effort to get the employee to reconsider their decision. If some employee decides to apply and move on, the manager will make defamatory statements about the employee skills as a last resort to ensure they won't get the position.
Employee: "Hey, so I'm moving on to another XYZ position"
Employer: "Hmm, IDK about the XYZ position... if you moved on to that position, you'll get fat!"
Employee: "But what does that have to do with me trying to get into this position?"
Employer: "Anyways thanks for letting me know. But just so you know, you'll get fat!"
marceli just had a fat lousce in a public toilet cause he saw two people fucking outside in the woods
A fat tortilla. Literally just a fat tortilla. Usually eats chickfila multiple times a day while living its tortilla life. Prefers nike over pink and wears purple lebrons while living its tortilla life.
Damn that fat tortilla do be looking kinda thicc tho
Fat people don't know is there.
Your friends think you weight 120 when you really weigh 140 because they don't know about your sneaky fat.