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To engage in marital relations with your significant other while moving up and down in a smooth, fluid motion as if riding the merry-go-round at a local theme park or carnival. Usually performed by red-headed men over 50 with crooked clam hammers.
Rawd: Wow, Emil. What's with the big smile??
Emil: Guess!!!!
Rawd: Ummmm..you discovered a cure for E-BOAL-EYE??
Emil: Nope!!!!
Rawd: Hmmmm..you finally got to visit the Book SUPPOSITORY???
Emil: Nope!!! Come on Rawd, you know why!!
Rawd: No I don't!! What is it!!
Emil: OK!! I'm happy because I went Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round last night!!!!!!
Rawd: That's fantastic. Congratulations!!
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Snortingly-sarcastic term for a shyster's/villain's huffily acting like he's a conscientious peaceable virtuous caring-about-fellow-humans person who shouldn't be suspected or criticized, when of course in reality he's just a self-centered a**h**e who's totally undeserving of any praise or respect.
A prime example of someone's deciding to use this shameless tactic would be in "The Untouchables" with Kevin Costner --- when Elliot Ness angrily confronts Al Capone on the stairway and accuses him of murdering people and otherwise being a horrid crook, Capone indignantly lashes out right back at Ness for his "talking that way in front of Capone's son"... Ness's feelings would therefore be something like, Capone decided to go all "family man" on me --- how infuriatingly disgusting!
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When its that time and you know your in for it.
Noone:....
CJ: Ah shit, Here we go again.
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Something you say to justify your chronic procrastination.
I don't need to do this school assignment because life is meaningless and we're all going to die
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Bob who was a member of the LGBT community said " let's go bowling tonight"
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Going hard in the paint means “i’m feeling this situation and I’m about to go hard in the paint. Meaning, I’m about to make it do what it do. “NOW WHAT?”
Tonight I’m about to go hard in the paint. Make it do what it do.
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A nicer way of telling someone ' please calm down before talking to, since you are too excited right now'.
Since in order to rationally solve problems, cooler heads must prevail, both men and women should learn what the phrase to go back to your cave means.
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