Oh! She's on birth control? You can try throwing nut at her!
A variation of cold as balls
Temperatures cold enough to cause even you nuts to feel frozen.
Charles: I just came back from the convenience store and it is nuts cold out there.
When you need an espresso shot but you only get the nut.
Oh I got a frazzled nut this morning, seems like he’s been holding back! Time for coffee!
however the fuck markiplier rates things, the maximum: nuts and a half.
markiplier: woah this game is nuts and a half
Some hard bald balls on a micro penis
Jake:do you have nuts of something?
Fred:yes I very much do
When you use a car freshener and tie it to your balls.
1.what smells good in here.
2.oh its my nut refresher.
3.do you have an extra one.
Splatter from dropping a deuce that lands on your scrotum. Only to be found when you give them a wipe.
That Taco Bell ripped right through me. It took me a half a roll of toilet paper to wipe all the Nut Frosting off my sack.