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That thick fluorescent green phlegm you hock up that tastes like chicken loaf. It's universal; everyone gets it
"i've never eaten chicken loaf before.. "
Barks a chesty cough and hocks up thick green gollie
"but I feel like I don't need to to know what it tastes like"
Spits impressive gollie in small container to keep aside for visiting Mongolian friend who will appreciate a good loaf of chicken
Chickens are the little bumps on ponytails. They cause them to not look sleek or slicked back.
You should really redo that ponytail; you have hair chickens everywhere!
The word my husband uses to describe me when I decide to annoy him
You cum guzzling chicken fucker! Get the fuck out of here!
If one eats chicken on October 20th they are now considered to be gay.
You do know that if you eat chicken you're gay today. Right?
OH well looks like I am gay and proud.
On October 20th if one eats chicken they are considered to be gay.
If you eat chicken you're gay dude don't eat it!
Guess I'm gay...
Someone who’s brain would resemble a raw chicken breast: smooth and pink
“I could never get on academic honor roll, I got that chicken breast brain.”