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The Safety Nut

When you cum in the air, and catch it with your stretched out nutsack, like a safety net.

I applied for Cirqe du Soleil after I perfected the safety Nut. My uncle was quite impressed.

by 997854543 July 31, 2020


Nut Squat

Adj- the act of working out the male genitalia in various forms of activities such as tea bagging, sexual intercourse, and blow jobs.

Plural adj- Nut squats/ nut squatting the act of performing multiple times. Nicolajai The Great Greek

My preworkout exercise consists of 20 nut squats in the locker room.

by JaiGuyBowie July 29, 2016


nut bust

When you cun so much you dick blows up.

oh fuck i just nut busted and now i have no dick

by asshat1111111111 December 7, 2018


Cute Sneaky Nuts

The worst group chat in the world. Full of annoying parxies.

I blocked Cute Sneaky Nuts months ago!

by frootdick November 9, 2019


nut stache

it’s like a milk mustache but with nut, aka semen. (mostly seen after giving head)

“girl wipe off your nut stache, my mom’s almost home”

by sexylady124 March 20, 2023


Toasty nuts

That act in which one releases a high temp Flatulence while sitting down thus resulting in a burning sensation on the testicals that they feel toasted

"Oh bro the other day I was sitting in class and I let one rip and it was a fucking hot one and it traveled up to my nuts and gave myself some toasty nuts

by Hugecockring April 3, 2019


Upper-nut day

Upper-nut day is on April 11. People have an opportunity to uppercut, someone’s nuts

Gurl I just hit Justin with an upper-nut and he was crying. He was so mad I upper-nut him I’m going to make it upper-nut day

by Hftdvbifd April 11, 2018