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The period of time right after school gets out, and into the greater part of summer, when people on Facebook must one-up everyone's posts to try to show that they're having a better summer than everyone else.
Person 1's Post: Had a fun time last night, I love summer.
Person 2's Post: Last night was INSANE, this summer's gonna be awesome!
Person 3's Post: Yesterday could NOT have been any better! And today will be just as awesome! My summer is gonna be soooo badass!!
Person 1's Post: Wow it's like a Facebook summer "one-upping" convention.
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tear a new one; a way of getting a job..wen u observe ppl not working and being more cliquey and in consultative mode as opposed to getting things done..
when you are not afriad to get your hands dirty elbow deep..yknow as opposed to the shit that is fermenting there in the workplace.
tear a new one is a collegue friendly way of saying i like your job where can i get one just like yours etc..
man..im gonna tear a new one.. these bitches a new extra a$$hole for sho..
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Dick hound. Girl out for your weenie.
Don't bother gettin serious bout her man, she a one eyed pirate.
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One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink is where a guy's fingers are when he grabs a girl's pussy.
Yeah, I had One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink when I was out pussy-snatching!
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when your so busy being a dick head and not knowing what your doing that at one point you buy yourself a glass stomach so you can see ware your going because your head is so far up ones ass.
HOLY SHIT GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING PRICK!
wow sweet glass stomach i wish i had my head up ones ass.
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To push, with excessive force, a nice steamy brown trout out of your butthole.
Monkey, can I use your bathroom? I need to squeeze a brown one out.
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You take one hand and dip it completely in hot sauce. Start thrusting this into his/her anus. After the anus is wide open pour an entire bottle of ketchup and hot sauce into it. Make him/her excrete this onto a taco then make him/her eat that taco.
That tahiti one handed deluxe was great, but at the end the taco was not very enjoyable.
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