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Nut Nanny

your very own personal testicle care giver. takes care of cleaning, powdering, waxing of your sack. on a a hot humid day she will walk beside you and cradle your balls in her hand while you walk. you dont want to get that annoying rash an your balls. and at the end of the day she will blow you .

god my balls stink today. they could use a waxing too. i cant wait for my Nut Nanny to get here.

by burbman1969 January 13, 2022


desperate crack nuts

crackheads injecting crack directly into the nutsack

David: Yo you see these desperate crack nuts over there directly putting it up his balls, they got big balls damn

by cracknut August 14, 2020


Nut crunch

A hit to the groin that produces sound.
Nut- Testicle
Crunch- The sound of something getting crushed.

Guy 1: Oh man! Everyone heard that! She gave you a nut crunch! Guys help me carrying this mofo to the bathroom!
Guy 2: Oh my balls! My fucking balls!
Guy 1: Dude, give me one hand, we take you to the bathroom.

by DaveDH March 11, 2023


smoketh thy nuts

Old English: a derivative of Shakespeare's era when deflecting a kinard or provacation

Thou shalt smoketh thy nuts for your insolence

by Damocles of the peloponnese October 29, 2020


smoketh thy nuts

Old English: a derivative of Shakespeare's era when deflecting a kinard or provacation

Thou shalt smoketh thy nuts for your insolence

by Damocles of the peloponnese October 29, 2020


Nut baby

A baby born to the kind of family that is commonly described as trailer trash or ghetto. A child of severely dysfunctional (often very young) parents, often with too many siblings, no proper home life, violence, drug abuse, no aspirations to a better life, too many appearances on daytime talk shows. Meant as a humorous term for an obviously serious problem, baby is not a nut until enough time has passed to inherit parent's nuttiness. Plural form used by talk show host Frosty Stillwell on January 23, 2014, during his show as broadcast on 910 radio in San Francisco.

I saw another crazy couple, with a baby, might as well call it a nut baby. Those nut jobs out there keep on turning out more nut babies, out-reproducing us sane folk. Pretty soon we'll be up to our asses in nut babies.

by Mercurywoodrose January 24, 2014


nut cocktail

jizz in a glass

He gave her a nut cocktail. cum

by ghiaman January 31, 2014