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That’s when two men take a set of jumper cables. One is clamped on the penis and the second on his testicles. The other man does the same. They then pull away from each other in a rocking motion causing the clamps to pull on the penis and testicles until they both ejaculate.
I walked in on Devante and Alex giving each other a New Jersey Jump start in the bathroom yesterday.
When something bad is about to happen and nobody can stop it
This building is burning and all the firemen are of on another call this is bad news bears
the phone that George Harris SR says hi to
"Say hi to the new galaxy note"
"Hi"
A very heavy trigger pull, especially on a handgun.
Originated from the New York Police Department's policy until 2021 of issuing pistols with a trigger weight of 12 lbs..
Do you think that cop wouldn't have hit so many bystanders at Times Square without that New York trigger?
When you decide to masturbate on New Year after staying up past midnight. Generally used as a method of clearing your mind for New Year's Resolution.
A: How did you come up with your New Year's Resolution?
B: New Year's Coom. Post nut clarity did it all.
This article was sent to me. Unsure if it’s real news or herm news!?
Something people wouldn't get stressed about if anybody thought it would be easy. They would go in to work relaxed and ready to party.
A new job isn't meant to be easy, so nobidy would think it was going to be. A job you've had years of experience at is a job you already know hasn't been easy, since you wouldn't get paid if it was. Most things in life worth doing aren't going to be easy either, and people don't think they will be, especially not when they're realistic about them.