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Engineering Calculus:
As the tangent to the curve approaches infinity:
Variable Constraints Include:
Time
Location
Romantic Implication
Humourous Viability
Sexual Implication
Newton's Law
Results can be extrapolated by isolating one variable.
Ex.
Girl: I don't like ditzes.
Boy: I don't like ditzes either.
Girl: I like cheese
Boy: Mee too.
Girl: I like you so much I might actually tell you
x = romantic implication
Ex 2:
Boy: I like funny sarcastic bobble heads
Girl: I'm a funny sarcastic bobble head
Boy: I like you so much I might actually tell you
Girl: Ew you're creepy.
x = humourous viability + sexual implications
Ex 3:
Girl: Hi stranger, pay attention to me.
Boy: You're pretty.
Girl: I like you so much I might actually tell you.
Boy: Your positive?
x= newton's law, time, location
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Polite way for a girl to keep in your wallet without having to actually shag you.
I want someone to love me like you do just not you. Now when you getting your credit card so I can pay my council tax.
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Description of an ugly person.
He looks like his face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel! I fell off my bike. Twice.
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The adj of celebrities (male) acting like their fans dont know what specific things that they do
Harrry styles asked: “if you know this song, please sing”. Me: of course i know wtf. He acts like we dont know his blood type.
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Slurp her
“Damn did you eat the bitch like you eat tacobell when you are high?”
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a new question to ask random people just to confuse them
whats the most square like color between 8-41 in the alphabet? is a better question than whats your favorite number in the alphabet
person 1: whats the most square like color between 8-41 in the alphabet?
person 2: my favorite is sad
person 1: i prefer hamster
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I feel like I'm Gucci mane in 2006 words have been spoken
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