filthy monkey who can't even use jujustu

A term used to put down non-sorcerers.

“I can’t see it.”
“filthy monkey who can't even use jujustu.”
“What?”

Sea Monkey Stampede

Male orgasm

Right to sleep last night........had an unscheduled Sea Monkey Stampede.

Monkey Doer

A term descrbing one who follows the crowd. Take on the phrase "Monkey See Monkey Do"

Chuck: Hey Bart, the latest hot trend is eating fried rabbit turds! You want to join everybody else and go get some?

Bart: Chuck, you are such a damn monkey doer.

Fuck Monkey Butt

When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey

Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...

smog monkey

a derogatory term for a black person

YOU FUCKING SMOG MONKEY

freaky alabama monkey

two little monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off k i s s i n g

freaky alabama monkey is a nigget

Caucasian Monkey

Term for ugly Caucásians with brown skin.

Marcus Samuelson is a Caucasian Monkey.