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while receiving oral sex the male ,just before orgasm, will swiftly jerk his penis from the womens mouth and poke her in the right eye with it then when she screams shove his penis balls deep down her throat and ejaculate.
dave felt his balls tremble with excitment so he ripped his swollen pecker from sallys mouth and jabbed her right eye with it. sally screamed in pain only to be gaged by daves monster meat. laughing dave said " and thats why they called him 'one eyed poker face'."
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A phrase used by men when telling stories. This phrase is used almost inevitably referring to sex.
We went back to my apartment and started watching the movie. well, one thing led to another and the next thing you know i'm banging her
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The best damn one act play ever to grace Nevada, or the entire world for that matter. It had everything, satan, sexism, and even Queen!
Sam: Was that slap absolutely necessary
Satan: No, I just wanted to touch you
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the long piece of meat hanging between a mans legs
i revealed my one eyed liver digger an she gasped with delight mmmmmmm
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The One-eyed Flesh Weasel is a very common beast. It is found hidden in a Forest of Hairs. They come in different shapes and sizes. Some are like penis other like sausages and other are like pizza pans. When they become to excited they become really tall. Some are reported to get as tall as 12 inches. If you get the One-eyed Flesh Weasel to excited to will spilt white fluid at you and make you wet and sticky.
Man 1- Dude some over here i think i found an One-eyed Flesh Weasel
Man 2- No way let me see
Man 1- Be careful dont get it excited
Man 2- OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT
Man 1- dude stop yelling you going to get it excited
Man 2- HOW CAN I NOT YELL IT LOOKS LIKE A DI......
Man 2- Oh god it got me wet and sticky
Man 1- Me to I told you not to yell
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to fuck a girl
to bend a girl over and fuck her
shit she was so fine i had to throw one up her
yeah i took her home and threw one up her
I bent her over and threw one up her shitter
I was throwing one up her and me mrs walked in
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A slang term for a sex position. Similar to Double Dicking, a one man double dicking is where a man (or Shemale) uses his own penis as well as a strap on to perform double dicking.
My pal nathan was busy that night, so i pulled out the old strap on and gave her a one man double dicking
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