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Right to sleep last night........had an unscheduled Sea Monkey Stampede.
A term descrbing one who follows the crowd. Take on the phrase "Monkey See Monkey Do"
Chuck: Hey Bart, the latest hot trend is eating fried rabbit turds! You want to join everybody else and go get some?
Bart: Chuck, you are such a damn monkey doer.
When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey
Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...
two little monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off k i s s i n g
freaky alabama monkey is a nigget
Monkey in the Basket - I can't believe the correct Urban definition is NOT already out there. This is the slang name for a bizarre sexual act performed in the Philippines by prostitues. The act involves a large basket suspended by a series of pulleys and oversized rubber bands. The basket can be lowered or raised very slowly and also rotates in a circular motion at the same time. The basket is usually suspended over a bed or table where the recipient lays down and the basket is slowly lowered down over the recipient with a hole in the bottom of the basket. Inside the basket is of course a prostitute squatting over the hole. Once the recipient and the prostitute have "acquired" the proper amount of penetration, the basket begins to rotate. The sensation is completely different from traditional in out/up down intercourse and usually lasts a fraction of the time.
"Hey Jarhead, when you were in the PI did you ever do the "Monkey in the Basket"?
Term for ugly Caucásians with brown skin.
Marcus Samuelson is a Caucasian Monkey.