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Marroni Standard Time

Also know as MST, is the mean solar time at which a person arrives. Adopted as the standard time in a zone that usually borders on the cap of being fashionable late. MST delays typically run from 15-45 minutes.

Ki Ki: "I'll be there at 6pm."

*Ki Ki & party arrive to the event at 6:52pm*
RC: “ Sorry guys, we were operating on Marroni Standard Time”

by 2legit pineapple December 20, 2021


sweater time

when you get sad so you shove your head up their sweater and lay your head on their stomach.

that one kid who asks too many questions: what's he doing?

human igloo: he's sad so he's having sweater time, get lost

by help, I'm lost May 29, 2020


stuck in time

A phrase used to describe a place or thing to be stuck in a certain year or era usually used to described old antiques or creepy pieces of old furniture.

“look how old that chair is it looks stuck in time”

by wtommy February 28, 2023


Third time's a bird rhyme

A regional version of "Third time's a charm".

I couldn't do it the first two times, but third time's a bird rhyme.

by UnderHero5 February 25, 2021


Time Tramp

60+ year old female barfly with a tramp stamp, dressed identical to her granddaughter who both shop at forever 21.

Look at that time tramp and her granddaughter, fight’n over that 21 year old at the end of the bar.

by RavnusPlatypus June 19, 2020


SAFSAF TIMING

A time , given by a unaware person , that is extremely fucking inaccurate. ( the time must be said while licking your lips)

Person A : Shooo ya seeksssss , yallah I’ll be there at 10 .
*11:30*
Person B : YALLAH IT’S 11:30 WHERE ARE YOU!!?
Person A : Yallah kheyeh bedeh hek shi 10 minutes broo.
*12:30*
Person A : you are pulling a Safsaf timing right there buddy .

by Abdallajnejaim April 2, 2020


Mexin' Time

A phrase uttered by a Mexican before the Mex evereywhere.

"Did you hear about Jose taking down those thugs?" "Yeah, I liked the part when he said it's Mexin' time and Mexed all over those guys!"

by Deezium September 11, 2023