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They are brown bears that cuddle with you
Disclaimer: Don’t go out looking for cuddly brown bear! Most brown bears will not be ready to cuddle with you because they don’t like you! Cuddly brown bears like to cuddle and they are brown.
She is probably the most beautiful person you will ever met and probably the nicest person on the planet. She will 100% of the time make you laugh or happy in any form or way possible, and she’s original so it’s something new everyday. She’s kind, beautiful,intelligent, (she has the most breathtaking brain the things she can come up with and the creativeness she has is amazing), and she is one of those girls that you will want to use every cliche bar on, for example “ If i had a penny for every time you were on my mind i’d have one penny because you never leave my mind” THAT type of cliche. I’m telling you Gaby Brown is a queen that should be loved and you should cherish the fact that would consider you a friend or a person she loves
Gaby A. brown: A beautiful persons who forgives and forgets
Yo gaby is beautiful asf!
: yea dude ik you’re lucky to be with her!
Taking a dump and belly sliding through it
After to many tacos and beer my friend did a brown slider
Boy: "So, will you see me naked?"
Mom: "No, I'll just cut a hole in your underwears and stick the thermostat up your brown."
It’s just like the Cleveland steamer but you’re dressed up as a clown ;)
{friend} why are you dressed up and a clown and smell like shit?
{me} shit dawg my girl just made me clown brown her
Having sex with a feminist, who removes your testicules, thus making you a homosexual, and engaging in lewd sex acts.
* no relation to singer/crackhead Bobby Brown
Comes from the song by Frank Zappa
After that dyke cut Jim's balls off, he went down like Bobby Brown, and shoved a pineapple up his ass.