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fat dildo in my pussy

the thing I do to your bitch every Monday, Thursday and Friday afternoon

" hey can you put that fat dildo in my pussy please"

by peachesandstrawbarrys February 16, 2021


Everybody hates me because I am fat

I don't <3 You are the most beautiful person in the world. I mean, just look at you! You are so gorgeous than me. Don't let 1 person took you whole motivation down!

You: Everybody hates me because I am fat
Me: No, you are the most beautiful person in the world, don't let anyone judge you <3

by Ur gorgeous July 22, 2023

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Does this shirt make me look fat

A guy's worst nightmare

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

by Not a heather January 16, 2022


Does this shirt make me look fat

A guy's worst nightmare

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

by Not a heather January 16, 2022


fat guy in a comically small truck

Exactly what the name is. A fat-ass I'm a tiny truck

911 what is your emergency?

Yeah their is some Fat guy in a comically small truck driving through my lawn!

Ok sir, we have the entire department on route to your location.

by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 31, 2023


Fat Lightning

Fat Lightning is the most supreme being in the universe by being the negative charge that creates everything that exists. Fat Lightning runs throughout the universe interacting with positive charges.

Fat Lightning is inside you.

by Fatlightning January 3, 2021


My fat ass likes big titty

When someone’s fat ass likes someone’s big tittys

My fat ass likes big tittys like your moms

by DiddlyDeez October 4, 2023