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(sometimes called post nut rhythmicality) an exceedingly rare phenomenon in which, instead of feeling disgust or regret after ejaculating, one instead feels an uncontrollable urge to listen to a specific song. this phenomenon will be more common if you have been listening to music while masturbating.
"dude i was listening to some sick judas priest songs while wanking earlier and the post nut rhythm hit me like a freight train next thing you know i was listening to You've Got Another Thing Coming on loop for five hours straight"
"what"
Jacking off too fast and getting friction burns
Bro, I went too hard last night and got me some burnt nuts
(Verb) The act of cumming really hard and then your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband tugs on your penis, so you jump up tall, looking like a Tall-Nut from Plants Vs. Zombies, and lots of semen bellows out of your cock, but not enough to kill you from over sperm production.
Get a load of that Tall-nut loving, weirdo!
The amount of nuts busted in accordance with the numbers of nights spent with someone
My Nut-to-Night ratio (NNR) with Hanna is 4:1 this week
The term used to describe the five o'clock shadow after you have shaved your nuts
That guys beard looks like some straight nut shadow
The mashed butt debris left in between and in the teeth after eating nuts
It took me ten minutes to clean the nut muddle out of my teeth after my date last night
When you're having a three sum (2 men one Woman) and one guy pisses in the girl's hole and the other nuts in the same hole.
Me and Jimmy made a caramel nut with Veronica yesterday