A New Jerssian Bastard is the fake job of a person 17 years old or younger that lives in New Jersey. This is usually in response to a online sugar mommy or daddy that is offering money when they ask for your job/profession.
F1 “ Yo this chick Mary is tryin to send 1k a week but she asking for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk say your a miner.”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.”
Non sexual. The act of removing the ends of a peeled banana to ready it for consumption.
I’ll have to perform a New Jersey Circumcision before I can eat this banana.
A much younger girl with a guy a lot older than her
“That girl is brand new, surely you should be going for someone older
When you see someone that you're acquainted with, and they try to be abit 2 friendly and u ignore them; then they get hurt and they come around and act all brand new towards you.
" lmao I don't understand why he is trying to act brand new? He pretends he doesn't even know you're name like geez!" Haha
I be so ready to post that new bsf post like I luv my current bsf but we so toxic bro
Who wanna be my new bsf?
My current one is toxic😢
When someone buys or gets something new
Oh wow that’s such a cool shirt, new pinch
Fallout: New Vegas is a post-apocalyptic role-playing video game developed by Obsidian Entertainment and published by Bethesda Softworks. While New Vegas is not a direct sequel, it uses the same engine and style as Fallout 3, and many of its developers worked on previous Fallout games at Black Isle Studios. It is the fourth major installment in the Fallout series and sixth overall. The game is set primarily in a post-apocalyptic Nevada, California, Arizona and Utah.
The game was released on October 19, 2010, in North America, October 22, 2010, in Europe, and November 4, 2010, in Asia. It is available on the PC, Xbox 360, and PlayStation 3. A backwards compatible version for Xbox One was released on June 23, 2016.
tim: FAlLoUt 4 Is A BRiliANt GaeM, ItS so MUch BEttEr ThAn New VeGas
bill: shut up you child, Fallout New Vegas is the greatest game ever made