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Where I was last night.
Person 1 "Where were you last night dude!"
Person 2 "Your moms house HA GOTTEM"
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Used to describe hot moms, cause DAM! The joke refers to the fact that beavers build dams. High level joke that was not made popular by Spongebob, but rather an internet drug dealer. Any other statement is high level cappery.
Is your mom a beaver? cause DAM!
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Do your mom tonight because it feels nice.
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Your mom jokes are not funny nor do people laugh at them. They are dumb and no one likes you if you make Your mom or Yo mama jokes.
Dumb Your Mom Jokes example: Q “Does anyone know where Justin Bieber is?”
A “In your mom/yo mama”
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Where I was last night.
in bed wit ur mom wtf dont u understand u fucken n00b your moms bed
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This is a phrase usually paired with "dese nuts." It is like saying your mom, but has a twist, ketamine. Ketamine is a disassociative. When paired with your mom, there is a never ending amount of fun. She will just be laying there, dissassociated, while you go to pound town with dese nuts.
Matt: So I ket your mom last night.
Stephen: With dese nuts?