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A redneck that holds his guns, hunt'n, knives, drink'n and mud'n to the highest standard. These men often be-little women, take advantage of them in every way, are highly racist, sexist, ageist, and any other 'ist' that you can think of. They also care little about anyone but there close knit group of other fellow good ol' boys that will amount to very little. Future aspirations of a good ol' boy include: local butcher, pizza delivery boy, or bar back. Their family lineage is less of a tree and more of a stick, as it is common for them to procreate with a cousin or 2nd cousin.
Mike- "Hey Travis, Let's get all the good Ol' boys together and go see what kind of tail we can scrape up."
Travis- "Hey MiKe, that sounds like a swell idea but I just go diagnosed with herpes."
Mike- "that's ok, they dont have to know."
Travis - "Oh ya, why should I tell them?! Also let's go frog gigg'n after. "
Mike - "I reckon that sounds like a hootenanny of a time!"
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When you pay a prostitute to give you a golden shower.
-Dude, did you really pay a hooker to piss on you?
-I wanted a Good Ole Tom!
-She wanted to give it to you?
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The dude puts chap stick up the librarian's vagina and plays it like a trombone until his lips become unchapped.
Librarian Cari- Do you still have those cold-sores?
Al- Yea, they hurt really bad.
Cari- OK, just come with me and I'll give you some of my Ol' Tuba Lips.
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The act of sticking the cock of a dead pig into the mouth of a dying/deceased person.
‘Just attended my Grandad’s funeral.’
‘Did you do the Ol’ Luke Horsenail?’
The action Where one has his or her hand get tired from masturbation that they have to switch hands to continue towards climax. (Must be said in a western cowboy voice).
I was jerking so hard that my left arm cramped so I did the ol switch grip.
Someone who's being a lil goofy gal any you just think wow you be acting kinda dumb. But like its ok because thats just how they always act.
Dudeeeee why are you being such a Big Ol' Gabbizzle
Refers to a woman with a big posterior.
Serena Williams got a big ol' spread.