pubic fight

A pubic fight is where two or more people reach into their pubic hair, comb through with their fingers grabbing loose hairs, then begin tossing them at each other. Also known as the Pubey Fight. Developed in the late 60's.

Let's have a pubic fight! The loser has to clean up afterwards! One rule in the pubic fight, is that the combatants cannot actually touch each other, if this happens the one person who made or caused the contact loses and is out of the fight.

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Fight Week

Any week in a month which is pre-determined by a group of friends. During this week you may randomly insult, assault/attack and or wrestle your friend with no repercussions due to the fact that it is Fight Week! Can take place in any location such as amsterdam for example.

*Charlie Punch's Owen in the Face!*

Owen: "What the hell was that for?"

Charlie: "Its fight week baby!"

or

Owen: "Charlie you are a useless sack of shit!"

Charlie: "Are you forgetting its fight week?"
*Charlie punches Owen in the face!*

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spina fight

Playground ruction procedure (UK c.1970's). Combatants remove their arms from sleeves and stuff them inside the trunk of their gansies, leaving just a set of waggling digits for attack. As per flid fight but with addition of the kneeling into shoes in order to complete a quadripegically stunted effect. Serious injury rarely ensued but a tried and tested upsetter of harassed dinner ladies, babysitters and nana.

"Having an older brother meant I invariably came off worse in sibling ructions but I always gave His Royal Highness proper competition when we matched up for our annual spina fight,"
Memoirs of HM King George VI

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Final Fight

1.A fight that ends any long lasting grudges or repressed feelings.

2. 80's side scrolling fighting game

This it is , Im not taking any more of your crap, this is the final fight!

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pussy fight

opposite of cock fighting.
caged feline fights.

did you pay yer bookie after that pussy fight?

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Fighting Fuugin

A homo with the abilities to shout out "I AM THE FUUGIN" which is meaningless....

Fighting Fuugin: I AM THE FUUGIN YOU WILL FEAR ME!

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fight the mong

verb: To "fight the mong" (also to "fight it")

This usually means that instead of monging, you're going on a trek.

It can mean simply keeping your eyes open, or even mean picking your drunken self up off the pavement. How you "fight it" depends on how monged out you are.

"Let's play football - come on, fight the mong lads!"

"Fight the mong Eric, it's closing time for fuck's sake"

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