Random
Source Code
Random
When a person comes over, lays down a big fart and leaves, telling the others he will be back.
Dan and I were talking to a customer when Jim came over and decided that Cracking Ass was a good idea.
To get "ass pattied" refers to a person who is heavily itoxicated
Craig: "Let's get ass pattied tonight, i dont want to remember a thing".
Ricky: "yeah bro! If we are really looking to get ass pattied i have a handle of everclear that we can pregame with"
fucked up drunk turnt black out wasted hammered
When your ass literally blows up in a fiery ball of shit, flames, and intestines.
Jessica: Was that a bomb?
Chris: No. I had a bit of an ass explosion. I hate when my ass fucking explodes!!
The biggest fattest ass that smells like a rotting corps,smells like shit
Seminal residue left on ones anus which becomes crusty.
Alice was pounded all night in the ass. She woke up in the morning and she felt her ass was crusty then realised she had ass salt
A gritty manner of telling someone you don’t give a flying shit about what they’re saying to you.
Why don’t you just talk to the ass!
Where drunk concertgoers break into cars in the parking lot and defecate on the driver’s seat.
If you’ve ever been to a No Talent Ass Clowns concert, you’ve probably seen or heard about “ass clowning” where drunk concertgoers break into cars in the parking lot and defecate on the driver’s seat. It is rumored to have started in 1996 at Consumption Auditorium when Nick Ray Tummo first committed the act. “I was drunk and my friends all thought it was funny so I figured why not keeping doing it at shows? It gives me a kind of special spiritual connection to the concert.”
404👍 48👎