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Date of a loved one's death
Hey did you hear that Michael committed suicide on February 18?
Diego asks Catalina out day!!!
Diego:
It’s January 18th cat will you go out with me
Cat:
Yesssss
Send bra jeans combo to ur bf named Ali
Bf:Hey (gf name) its January 18
Gf:okayy fine *sends three pictures of bra jeans combo
Bf:*happy noises intensify
January 18: When you are at school
On January 18 Say “Mhm” when the teacher says something but say it out loud !! 😈
Ask your roommate something crazy. Of them to it they’re the best roommate ever and you have to prepare their favorite food for dinner.
You: Hey, can you wax My ass?
Your roommate: sure
You: I’m making your favourite food for dinner
Your roommate: why?
You: it’s January 18
Your roommate: oh that makes sense
National Frænk the midget day
Lots of drinking and fucking occurs. Many group orgy's as well, but only done while wearing purple beards
Person 1: What are your plans for January 18
Person 2: well it's national Frænk the midget day so I think I'm gonna rail my wife from the back while wearing a purple beard my guy, hbu?
Person 1: I was going to celebrate MLK junior but I might do the same as you.
international head day is where you fuck or get fucked till one of you passes out
Boy: guess what!
Girl: what?
Boy: it's January 18!
Girl: yeah what about it
Boy: let's fu--