Rocky 5

When a girl is riding your cock and just for kicks you start using her tits like speedbags. Eye of the Tiger!

It is impossible to give a chick with A-cups the 'Rocky 5'.

23👍 11👎

5 and 10

a variety store selling relatively cheap items

I am not getting anything at the 5 and 10 across the street.

13👍 5👎

Nov 5

Kick you tallest friend day!!!!
Feel free to kick your tallest friends!!!

Tall friend: hey shorty
Short friend: hey it’s November 5
Tall friend: *runs*
Tall friend: ahh it’s nov 5

13👍 5👎

hi 5

a brain-cell-killing australian show where 2 guys and 3 chicks sing pointless lyrics with synthesized music to brainwash little children to sleep with them. the 2 guys are share a bond with each other and frequently sing homosexual songs about each others bungholios. the 3 chicks are are lesbian and touch each other during a live performance to scare children.

someone: the two guys from hi 5 should get a room

disgusted mother: omg the asian hi 5 is getting it on with the blonde hi 5!

41👍 23👎

july 5

The day after Independence Day when your either hungover or worn out, the 5th day of july.

Man I'm so tired it must be July 5.

27👍 14👎

nov 5

National dip your dick in hot sauce day

Seerat: Why does jimmy does keep on itching his dick?
Hunter: Ah man you didn't hear, its nov 5 National dip your dick in hot sauce day !

109👍 72👎

channel 5

Crappy programming - only good for the porn.

"Channel 5 is brilliant."
"Shut up asshole, the only thing good about it is the porn."
"Channel 5 is brilliant for porn."

16👍 7👎