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A human that is overly concerned with affects of covid to the point they’re regular life is no more.
She used to walk her dogs twice a day before she got “covid toes” now she just watches Fox News all day
A medical condition that means you have a micro-penis.
"I just got diagnosed with Covid-25, don't know why they had to stick something up my nose to figure that out."
A boy who spreads Covid wherever he goes.
Jack: Ew look its Covid Boy, stay away from him he will give you Covid
1. A scam related to using the pandemic to become rich.
2. When somebody promises to help you get your 'stimulus' on their account, then keeps the cash.
He was trying to perpetrate a Covid con,
but I am too smart.
An extra hairy vagina that a woman normally wouldn’t have but grew during the covid pandemic
Hey Luis I smashed my girlfriend for the first time in over a year. I needed a pair of garden shears to get through her covid Bush.
When you get your Covid-19 laden asshole eaten out while getting a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing an infected Covid-19 trombone...with a 'rusty', brown Covid-19 smeared mouthpiece.
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Carol introduced Bob to the The Covid Trombone when she stuck her tongue in his virus filled ass while jerking him off.
the boomer remover, also known as Coronavirus.
Jim: Dude my grandmother got Covid-19 and died!
Jeff: Well, it os the boomer remover.
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