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Over compensation for a bad decision
"I bought my wife a mercedes after sleeping with her best friend. I kobe bryanted" kobe bryanting.
To ejaculate on the face of your sex partner.
I didn't expect Bob to go Full Kobe on the second date.
When you are the Utah Jazz, and because of Kobe's 60 pointer, you get destroyed, demolished, and your career gets ended because of a 37 year old Mamba.
Man 1: Damn bro, we just lost to the Lakers in the deciding game to get to the playoffs.
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!
An alternate name for the NBA’s 24 second shot clock. The name is used to honor the legacy of the great Kobe Bean Bryant.
Friend 1: ”Did you see that shot clock violation? That was some gritty defense”
Friend 2: ”Yeah the Kobe Clock expired, RIP Mamba”
A dinosaur who is hilarious. Also a man who maneged to steal the moon using a shrink ray. Also an incredibly hot and amazing guy. Just he to clarify he is not gay he is taken stay away from him or else I will kidnap your family for 7 years and have Liam neason by my side. Also if you touch I will touch you.😤
Stay away from Kobee or else....
He gets rapped by his family all the time and gets beat down by a lil dick nigga named big ass nigga kendrick
Kobee is sitting watching cartoons and his brother comes in and gets pounded
Smart funny and is the best basketball player. He also makes people be jealous because if how hot he is. If u like someone named Kobee your lucky
Girl:Kobee is so hot
Cute Girl:Fuc* off I'm dating him