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Having to do something drastic to save your own life and/or others quickly.
I'm doing a Dolley madison by breaking the picture frames and packing everything in my house after someone told me I had to evacuate the area.
A syndrome in which two girls spend copious amounts of time trolling the pages of Ashley Madison dot com under fake profiles containing photographs stolen off the internet (usually from the Facebook pages of beautiful, hot bodied women). While doing so, they taunt, terrorize and insult their victims with catch phrases and verbiage taken from the "greek sex" section of Urban Dictionary, while simultaneously bringing them to cyber orgasm. Symptoms include: ordering massive amounts of take out, not showering, gaining 6-8 pounds, not getting dressed or brushing teeth/ hair, laughing till stomach hurts, farting, channel surfing and drinking alcohol (all kinds).
After receiving a DUI on Thanksgiving weekend, Janice and Sarah decided to stay at home and soon developed a chronic affliction doctors could only determine to be Ashley Madison Syndrome.
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the biggest party school in Wisconsin, you'll find drunkards every night of the week. don't forget about thirsty thursady! (oh, and every other day of the week)
"A weekend in Madison? I don't think I can handle another liver transplant."
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The person who wrote the previous definition is so fucked up. Madison is NOT a rich snobby school. Madison is full of queers, stoners, potheads, sluts, more queers, gangs, over-the-top actors and drama queens/kings. Langley on the other hand...if you sold all the cars in Langley's parking lot you could afford to feed a small country. 80% of the students at Madison have either
A) Lost their virginity
B) Tried some kind of drug
or
C) Skipped class to hang out at Mosbys
The other 20% that say they haven't done any of these things are either lying or are Mormon.
"Dude, I just got high walking down the Science Hall!"
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The most beautiful girl in all of Kentucky. Don’t fuck with her though, or you might regret it later on.
“I tried to hurt Madison Dalton and she broke 3 ribs and muh fucking sternum.”
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A school full of stoners, smokers, drinkers and its not common that somebody is or has done all 3. The freshman are homos and try to fit in with the Seniors who can get you probably whatever you want...for a price. The Sophmores...well I wouldnt know I was never a Shopmore. There are only and elite few who actually are pretty decent...but on the other hand they suck. Seniors suck the hardest...no doubt. The chicks ARE always smoking in the bathrooms before or during class and the dudes are either smoking cigs or pot over at Mosby's. After school you can find the tabacco feinds at Mosby's and the rest of the rich kids drive there BMW's to there rich home or to McDonalds.
Person on cell phone :"Hey you got that?"
"I want to smoke today"
"I got so drunk at this party on friday..."
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a girl who loves to dance. is not boring, and loves friends. she will always be by your side even if u abandon hers. she is beautiful and perfect in every way. loves to laugh and make people smile. ( she <3 fudge)