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A whore. Must be two or more to be considered a Salad. Otherwise, they are simply a Skeezer.
Group girls walking down the street in a short skirt, tube top and heels, strutting her stuff.
Example: "She's a Skeezer"
Example: "No, its a Skeezer Salad!!!"
A kale salad is when you go down on an untrimmed vegan girl.
Man, last night was wild! I went on a date with a vegan girl and ended up giving her a KALE SALAD at the end of the night! We had a few too many kombuchas!
A bunch of guys putting their flaccid dicks in a chick's mouth at the same time.
Laiynie said she was excited to go out and eat noodle salad for dinner.
the term used when a mid 20's dude fucks a hollowed out, warmed up cucumber.
Rodrigo's woman caught him "Sleeping with the salad" - now she won't let him walk through the vegetable section at IGA alone.
Alternative:
Rodrigo has blisters on his thing from "Sleeping with the salad" too soon after heating that shit up in the microwave.
Salad Shooter- A vegetarian who has bad diarrhea.
I shouldnt have eaten that 2 month old asparagus, uhhhhhhh........
eating out the asshole
Chris W., did you get your salad tossed by Kelly last night